COLOR GRADED SHOT OF THE MECHANICAL DRAGON FROM THE WALT DISNEY WORLD PARADE DURING ONE OF OUR FAMILY TRIPS TO ORLANDO, FLORIDA.
“Present company shall not be liable for injuries including but not limited to laceration, evisceration...incineration?”
— Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins, Ken Stott as Balin, James Nesbitt as Bofur, and Ian McKellen as Gandalf in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Balin : It’s just the usual; summary of out-of-pocket expenses, time required, remuneration, funeral arrangements, so forth.
Bilbo Baggins : Funeral arrangements?
[reads contract]
Bilbo Baggins : Oh, up to but not exceeding one fourteenth total profit if any. Seems fair. Present company shall not be liable for injuries including but not limited to laceration, evisceration...incineration?
Bofur : Oh, aye. He’ll melt the flesh off your bones in the blink of an eye.
Balin : You all right, laddie?
Bilbo Baggins : Yeah, I’ll be. Feel a bit faint.
Bofur : Think furnace, with wings.
Bilbo Baggins : Yeah, I-I-I need air.
Bofur : Flash of light, searing pain, then poof, you’re nothing more than a pile of ash.
Bilbo Baggins : [long pause] Nope.
[faints]
Gandalf : Very helpful, Bofur.