Balin: “It’s just the usual; summary of out-of-pocket expenses, time required, remuneration, funeral arrangements, so forth.”
Bilbo Baggins: “Funeral arrangements?”
[reads contract]
Bilbo Baggins: “Oh, up to but not exceeding one fourteenth total profit if any. Seems fair.”
“Present company shall not be liable for injuries including but not limited to laceration, evisceration...incineration?”
— Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins, Ken Stott as Balin, James Nesbitt as Bofur, and Ian McKellen as Gandalf in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
COLOR GRADED SHOT OF THE MECHANICAL DRAGON FROM THE WALT DISNEY WORLD PARADE DURING ONE OF OUR FAMILY TRIPS TO ORLANDO, FLORIDA.
Bofur: “Oh, aye. He’ll melt the flesh off your bones in the blink of an eye.”
Balin: “You all right, laddie?”
Bilbo Baggins: “Yeah, I’ll be. Feel a bit faint.”
Bofur: “Think furnace, with wings.”
Bilbo Baggins: “Yeah, I-I-I need air.”
Bofur: “Flash of light, searing pain, then poof, you’re nothing more than a pile of ash.”