Wow! SAm AlTmAN, our Prince of Darkness and leader of the cyclops zombie apocalypse, has been working out. I’ve never seen him so buff and a deep, red tan, too. I noticed Sam’s gold horns, too. A gift I’m sure.
Talk about horny…feeling thorny Donald? Thank you Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and the entirety of South Park. Bravo gentlemen. Ya’ll keep on keeping on. Your portrayal of the presidency’s microcosm is gold!